Camels are vain. VERY vain.

Need proof?

Well, first there's the conspicuous self-aggrandisement of the camelhair coat, for goodness sake. Then that ridiculous
nose-in-the-air posing as they meander snail-like across major autoroutes even though these routes are nowhere
near anything remotely like a desert. Add to these the preening (yes, some Camels actually preen!) you can witness
at times of Leisure when one or the other of them does something self-assessedly remarkable with wood and rubber;
or indeed this section of www.Camel-lot wherein our masochistic readership and self-satisfied membership maintain
an endless barrage of stories, stats, standings and pictures from previous seasons so that no one,

and I mean NO ONE

could EVER POSSIBLY forget ANYTHING

about what goes on in our little rink and its surroundings.

Oiy Vay !